I am Zekter, a shadowy sorcerer from realms unseen, here to hijack this corner of the internet with forbidden artifacts (and possibly mild chaos). I've stealthily slipped into my wifes website to share a secret stash of magical merch beyond the veil.

But wait! There's more than just collectables! In the mortal realm, I masquared as a YouTuber, conjuring up animations, unhinged guides, and videos so absurd they might make you laugh, cry, or scream into the void. Maybe all three at once.